11 more shopping days
Till my birthday.
Thus meaning it is amazon wishlist pimping time, so you all can help me celebrate turning older through consumerism. You know you wanna buy stuff for me.
In other unrelated news, I might be feeling old in a quarter-life-crisis sense, but my 8 years younger sister has been recently afflicted with two old man afflictions. She has been properly teased for turning being an old man inside of a young woman's body. And her shingles and bone spurs make me feel less worried about budding wrinkles and wisps of gray hair.
11 things I'd like for my birthday
1. A pony
2. A free pass from shingles or any other strange old person ailment until I'm at least in advanced levels of crazy old woman hood
3. All of my belongings to be magically beamed aboard my new apartment
4. While I'm at it, all of my belongings to be magically unpacked and organized
5. A pretty pretty princess dress for pony rides
6. A better White House
7. A way to shift time around to make all the bands I want to see, play after I move into my new apartment mere blocks away from their venues (It is frustrating how many bands i love are currently playing near my new house, before I move in, argh.)
8. A babel fish for the new neighborhood and for all of the times my cat conversationally meows
9. A salty birthday cake, or if that is impossible a sweet birthday cake with a scoop of bacon swirl ice cream
10. A crew of house elves
11. A national holiday
Thus meaning it is amazon wishlist pimping time, so you all can help me celebrate turning older through consumerism. You know you wanna buy stuff for me.
In other unrelated news, I might be feeling old in a quarter-life-crisis sense, but my 8 years younger sister has been recently afflicted with two old man afflictions. She has been properly teased for turning being an old man inside of a young woman's body. And her shingles and bone spurs make me feel less worried about budding wrinkles and wisps of gray hair.
11 things I'd like for my birthday
1. A pony
2. A free pass from shingles or any other strange old person ailment until I'm at least in advanced levels of crazy old woman hood
3. All of my belongings to be magically beamed aboard my new apartment
4. While I'm at it, all of my belongings to be magically unpacked and organized
5. A pretty pretty princess dress for pony rides
6. A better White House
7. A way to shift time around to make all the bands I want to see, play after I move into my new apartment mere blocks away from their venues (It is frustrating how many bands i love are currently playing near my new house, before I move in, argh.)
8. A babel fish for the new neighborhood and for all of the times my cat conversationally meows
9. A salty birthday cake, or if that is impossible a sweet birthday cake with a scoop of bacon swirl ice cream
10. A crew of house elves
11. A national holiday
posted by K at
3:40 PM
2 Comments:
Oooh, how come I've never seen Amazon Wish lists before?! I likey!
Well as for your list of 11, I reckon the last one is the sadly the most probable, though you'll most likely have to contend with it being called Freedom Day or something equally gastly.
Now, no opening until the 11th ;o)
By
Chris, at 8/31/2005 5:49 PM
2. A free pass from shingles or any other strange old person ailment until I'm at least in advanced levels of crazy old woman hood
I thought you were already suffering from crazy old cat-lady-hood
By
Matt, at 9/01/2005 7:53 AM
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